Bash 2026

From toys to toilets, dolls to pets, gods to monsters, objectification is as complex as it is hot. This hands-on workshop helps you craft your dream objectification scene from the ground up by breaking fantasy into clear, playful components. Together, we’ll make designing the object’s role, limits and purpose part of the kink itself. Expect pervy tools for newcomers and fresh filth for people already fluent in wanting to be used.

Consent a simple concept, right - get permission to do something to someone, give permission to someone to do something. Ok you got the yes, now what? Let's talk about and consider what comes with the yes. Consent has layers and encompasses more than just a play scene when you're in a dynamic.

In this class, we’re unlocking the full potential of your toy bag by thinking outside the (toy) box. We’ll explore unexpected ways to use kink toys you may already have, discover new and exciting combinations, and embrace the sheer joy of playful innovation. Whether it’s repurposing, reimagining, or just getting delightfully weird with what you already have, we’re here to prove that creativity is the best toy of all.

Master Meta and Lady Steele have over 40 years combined experience in the kinky life. They have seen many people call themselves Master who should not have, and many people who didn't that should have. What separates the wheat from the chaff whenever it comes to Mastery? Is it a concept that can only be perfected if you are on the left side of the slash?


Join Master Meta and Lady Steele as they teach this class aimed at people on both sides of the slash, offering their own unique perspectives. Humbly, they will both discuss what they have done to achieve the Mastery in their lives, what Mastery is and what it is not, and who gets to say when you've achieved it.